We use all the Google cookies that track you plus a whole lot more that even Google doesn’t know about. Unlike chocolate chip cookies, these cookies are not very tasty. In fact, calling this complete invasion of privacy a cookie is even worse than just calling it what it is, personal theft of information. If the government cared they’d stop it, but obviously they don’t. So the primary reason we use it here is to track the government. 

Just assume we know everything about you. We probably do. 

    Now go have a real cookie so you remember what they taste like. 🙂